Watch Dragon Age II's Awful, Terrible Sex Scenes

Video games can never do a decent sex scene. Know why? It’s all about the mouth. In the movies, people kiss. In video games – like Dragon Age II – it’s like two mailboxes clanging against each other. Sure, there’s narrative satisfaction [[link]] to be gained from seeing your character and another knock boots, but that sex just looks awkward And what is it with BioWare games and all this chit-chat? All this formality? Sex isn’t always a set piece. It often just happens, and as such, it’d be great to see a [[link]] little change in Mass Effect [[link]] 3. Drop all this ceremony. Maybe Shepard can just walk into a bar, slam down ten drinks and wake up next to a Krogan. Bam. Genophage averted. Needlesss to say, these three clips contain spoilers. Spoilers and steamy beard-on-beard kissing. [via Destructoid] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKAbJhiCJNo